1 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:19,020 In the depths of the sea 2 00:00:19,179 --> 00:00:22,820 the darkest mysteries of all time, 3 00:00:23,299 --> 00:00:26,300 may be found lurking among shipwrecks 4 00:00:26,539 --> 00:00:29,580 and lost civilizations. 5 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:34,220 Human remains share the abyss with monstrous beings 6 00:00:35,019 --> 00:00:36,900 and Jocantaro, 7 00:00:37,219 --> 00:00:39,860 the half octopus half crab, 8 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:42,580 monster that destroyed the Atlantis. 9 00:00:42,859 --> 00:00:45,220 A monster who only few have seen, 10 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:48,580 a monster that lies dormant on the coast of Torremolinos 11 00:00:48,739 --> 00:00:50,860 waiting to be awoken. 12 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:57,620 This is the story of Dr. Malvedades, 13 00:00:58,179 --> 00:00:59,580 a demonic being, 14 00:00:59,820 --> 00:01:01,180 a dangerous lunatic, 15 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:02,940 an evil genius, 16 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:06,660 and a man with the power to resurrect the dead. 17 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:10,220 - Are we nearly there? -About another five minutes. 18 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,700 We're here, we've arrived. 19 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:27,260 Are you sure? 20 00:01:42,739 --> 00:01:45,140 Oscumutarum kalu! 21 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:47,780 Oscumutarum molam! 22 00:01:48,299 --> 00:01:50,980 Arise warriors of the rising sun, 23 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:54,420 you proud ninjas, 24 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:57,060 arise from the depths, 25 00:01:57,299 --> 00:01:59,700 come and serve your new master, 26 00:01:59,859 --> 00:02:01,260 Dr. Malvedades! 27 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:09,340 Ocumutarum molam! 28 00:02:09,739 --> 00:02:12,100 Oscumatarum molam! 29 00:02:15,420 --> 00:02:17,180 Oscumutarum kalu! 30 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:20,420 Warriors of the rising sun, 31 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:23,340 come and serve your new master. 32 00:02:23,579 --> 00:02:24,580 I command you, 33 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,580 come and serve Dr. Malvedades! 34 00:02:48,219 --> 00:02:51,940 KARATE CARNAGE IN TORREMOLINOS 35 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:13,100 This will be our hideout, henchmen. 36 00:06:52,339 --> 00:06:54,180 CATHOLIC SURFERS AGAINST SEXUAL EXCESS 37 00:07:05,899 --> 00:07:08,540 -Good to see you! -Hello Fernando, how is it going? 38 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:10,580 Here, on the battle front. 39 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:14,220 -Can I give you a hand? -Sure, come and stand here with me. 40 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:17,020 Not a lot of people today 41 00:07:17,339 --> 00:07:19,460 No, they'll be down the beach. 42 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,300 Brother Fernando, 43 00:07:21,819 --> 00:07:23,540 Danuta is asking me for sex, 44 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:25,820 and it's not the first time 45 00:07:26,899 --> 00:07:29,860 Brother Jess, giving up your vow of chastity 46 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,540 would be like giving up your faith. 47 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:35,260 So what should I do? 48 00:07:38,019 --> 00:07:39,100 Courage, 49 00:07:40,139 --> 00:07:41,260 fortitude, 50 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,260 patience. 51 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,420 I think I'll go and do a bit of surfing, thanks father Fernando. 52 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:52,940 Go in peace. 53 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:24,660 The third commandment of the cathoJic brotherhood of surfers: 54 00:08:25,459 --> 00:08:28,660 thou shalt surf every day if you are to find inner peace. 55 00:08:34,899 --> 00:08:37,740 Our father who art in the waves, stir up a storm, 56 00:08:37,899 --> 00:08:41,660 let us ride on your blue wings and show us your depths. 57 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:24,500 Wow! It's another scorching fun-packed summer, 58 00:09:24,659 --> 00:09:27,460 hotels are bursting at the seams and will be 59 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:29,740 until the end of the season, 60 00:09:29,899 --> 00:09:31,660 the beaches are packed, 61 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:33,580 it's over ninety degrees 62 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:36,940 and I'm here ready to cover all you girls in sun-cream. 63 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:07,940 Attention! 64 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:10,220 Soldiers, 65 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:13,140 the moment of truth has come, 66 00:10:13,299 --> 00:10:16,540 I need newly screwed virgins for my magic ritual, 67 00:10:16,779 --> 00:10:18,980 I need girls, go and get them! 68 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:45,780 Flaco, Flaco! 69 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,940 Come out of there. Thats not funny! 70 00:11:59,659 --> 00:12:00,340 Help! 71 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:04,100 Help! Help! 72 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:06,980 Help! 73 00:12:16,379 --> 00:12:17,620 Help! 74 00:12:22,539 --> 00:12:23,860 Help! 75 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:28,060 Help! 76 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:33,100 Don't waste your energy, little girl, 77 00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:34,860 nobody's going to hear you. 78 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,620 Help! 79 00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:40,900 You're all crazy! 80 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:44,340 I'm not crazy, neither are my subjects. 81 00:12:45,059 --> 00:12:46,820 I am ahead of my time, 82 00:12:47,899 --> 00:12:50,020 my name is Dr. Malvedades. 83 00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:52,060 I come from far away. 84 00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:55,420 I've been looking for this place for years. 85 00:12:56,139 --> 00:12:58,780 The hour of Jocantaro has come. 86 00:12:59,299 --> 00:13:02,220 And together we will take over the world! 87 00:13:02,539 --> 00:13:03,780 My god! 88 00:13:04,299 --> 00:13:06,900 Be quiet! Stop whining! 89 00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:09,420 These are the deadliest ninjas 90 00:13:09,779 --> 00:13:13,060 in the east. Thanks to my satanic powers 91 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:16,100 I have resurrected them and with their help 92 00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:19,620 and your special gift I will take over the world! 93 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:23,140 And together with mankind's greatest enemy 94 00:13:23,299 --> 00:13:24,780 the world will be mine! 95 00:13:25,419 --> 00:13:26,580 Mine! 96 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,540 Soldiers show them! 97 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:46,980 THE NEXT DAY 98 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,980 What if he wasn't dead? Did you take his pulse? 99 00:13:51,139 --> 00:13:53,260 There was no need. When I took the paper off him, 100 00:13:53,419 --> 00:13:56,340 his hand was as stiff as Custo's dick. 101 00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:02,380 Hey Danuta, pass me that book 102 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,300 This one? 103 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,420 No, the one with the maps in it. 104 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:20,740 I seem to remember it was over there in the bay. 105 00:14:24,539 --> 00:14:25,580 I told you. 106 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,820 I've been snorkelling there, it's a really cool place, 107 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:32,380 there's an old shipwreck down there. 108 00:14:32,899 --> 00:14:35,500 Yeah and maybe he floated up from the ship. 109 00:14:35,659 --> 00:14:37,260 Don't be a fucking idiot! 110 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,300 They'll get your fingerprints on the body 111 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,340 and you'll be buggered. 112 00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:45,460 Shit! I've got to go. Would you close up for me? 113 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,620 Sure, give us the keys 114 00:14:47,779 --> 00:14:48,620 Here you go. 115 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:52,900 -OK, I'm going to the concert. -Alright see you there. 116 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,540 Another flash back? 117 00:15:26,899 --> 00:15:29,580 Fuck, Jess, we've been going out since we were thirteen. 118 00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:32,700 We're going to have to start having sex one day you know 119 00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:34,820 Don't go on Danuta, 120 00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:38,420 I'm a member of the honourable catholic 121 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:40,300 brotherhood of surfers, 122 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:43,020 I have made a vow of chastity until I'm 24, 123 00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:46,100 anyway there's loads of other things we can do here. 124 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:47,740 Come on! 125 00:15:48,139 --> 00:15:51,500 This itching's getting out of hand. 126 00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:59,820 I'll pick you up before the concert. 127 00:19:11,099 --> 00:19:13,420 Discover the unknown 128 00:19:14,099 --> 00:19:15,300 in.... 129 00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:18,580 Dr. Orloff's late night show. 130 00:19:21,859 --> 00:19:24,300 Good evening, dear teleTorremolinos viewers, 131 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:28,180 welcome to another night with Dr. Orloff. I have here 132 00:19:28,339 --> 00:19:31,500 with me tonight two experts on the battle against evil. 133 00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:36,540 They're going to help shed some light on this mystery. 134 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,180 Where do these dead people come from? Why did the girl disappear? 135 00:19:40,339 --> 00:19:41,620 What is behind all of this? 136 00:19:41,779 --> 00:19:42,940 And we have here 137 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:46,780 the great sub-commander Bermuda. Hello, good evening. 138 00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:47,700 Good evening. 139 00:19:48,299 --> 00:19:49,820 And the great Matias pollo, 140 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,780 the monster-hunting jailbird. 141 00:19:53,339 --> 00:19:54,620 Hello, good evening 142 00:19:55,099 --> 00:19:57,340 Are you here on a visit? 143 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,900 I have come 144 00:19:59,059 --> 00:20:00,540 to warn you 145 00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:03,940 that Torremolinos is under great danger and it's coming 146 00:20:04,539 --> 00:20:05,940 from the sea. 147 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:07,860 Now we are going to see 148 00:20:08,019 --> 00:20:10,460 some spectacular footage, 149 00:20:10,619 --> 00:20:13,140 some images that have turned the world upside down, 150 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,100 images of death and desolation. 151 00:20:16,579 --> 00:20:19,020 Our town has been rocked over the Jast few hours 152 00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:21,540 by the appearance of various dead bodies, 153 00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:25,780 let us not forget that a girl has also mysteriously disappeared. 154 00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:27,700 Sects, vendettas, 155 00:20:28,259 --> 00:20:30,100 black masses, aliens 156 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:31,820 and all in a town 157 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,540 where tourism is the top industry, 158 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:37,060 the less valiant have fled, 159 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:40,180 while the rest who are carrying on 160 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,860 with their daily lives are at risk, our town is a target of great evil. 161 00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:47,700 A chilling report you must agree. 162 00:20:49,859 --> 00:20:52,500 I would like to delve further into the problem. 163 00:20:52,779 --> 00:20:55,140 I understand there are evil forces at large. 164 00:20:55,299 --> 00:20:57,220 Since you are specialist on evil forces, 165 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:59,620 could you tell us more about this? 166 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,100 It's quite incredible, 167 00:21:02,259 --> 00:21:04,860 salads with salmonella, sunbathers with sunstroke, 168 00:21:05,019 --> 00:21:07,460 rabbits with myxomatosis, something is in the air. 169 00:21:08,259 --> 00:21:11,900 Mr. Matias pollo, you revealed a series 170 00:21:12,579 --> 00:21:14,500 of photos that turned the world upside down, 171 00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:16,460 some quite daring reports, 172 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,180 then suddenly 173 00:21:19,339 --> 00:21:23,460 you disappeared for a number of years and now 174 00:21:23,619 --> 00:21:27,540 you're back here in Torremolinos to investigate, what happened exactly? 175 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:28,660 r Well 176 00:21:28,819 --> 00:21:33,260 I was deep-sea diving, 177 00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:37,380 looking for marine and mythological life, 178 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:40,540 when my oxygen tank broke... 179 00:21:41,819 --> 00:21:44,460 and I was sucked down 180 00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:47,820 to the seabed and put under inhuman pressures 181 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:51,700 which fractured my backbone in seven places. 182 00:21:53,099 --> 00:21:54,660 Unbelievable, unbelievable 183 00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:57,900 Dear friends, we have also received 184 00:21:58,059 --> 00:22:00,700 a number of calls from teenagers, 185 00:22:00,859 --> 00:22:03,740 who are still a little green when it comes to sex, 186 00:22:04,019 --> 00:22:07,100 and as virgins they are asking us are they a potential target, 187 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:10,340 and if so what measures should they take? 188 00:22:11,299 --> 00:22:14,500 Indeed, virgins are at a high risk 189 00:22:14,859 --> 00:22:17,940 and should therefore take refuge in their rooms 190 00:22:18,099 --> 00:22:19,500 and keep chaste, 191 00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:22,340 with padlocks around their legs. 192 00:22:22,579 --> 00:22:23,940 Load of bollocks, no, 193 00:22:24,099 --> 00:22:27,980 virgins should get some mass orgies 194 00:22:28,579 --> 00:22:32,140 going with their mates, a gang bang, 195 00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:34,980 let them screw fifty, a hundred, two hundred 196 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:38,580 All you virgins will become women of the world. 197 00:22:39,099 --> 00:22:42,140 Does this have anything to do with the mystery we are witnessing? 198 00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:44,540 Well, the enemy Is called Jocantaro. 199 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,100 -Get on with you! -Jocantaro! 200 00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:50,020 Jocantaro is a household name In Torremolinos, 201 00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:51,820 it is one of our 202 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:53,340 most mysterious legends 203 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:56,940 People from Torremolinos can't stop talking when it comes to Jocantaro. 204 00:22:57,940 --> 00:22:59,020 Jocantaro! 205 00:22:59,339 --> 00:23:02,220 If Jocantaro awakes what will it do? What will happen? 206 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:06,060 Chaos, the end of the world As we know it. 207 00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:11,100 Well, friends, I'm afraid time has run out for today, 208 00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:13,580 until next week 209 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,580 on Dr. Orloff's show. 210 00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:17,540 Good night and take care, 211 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,820 Your daughters are not safe on the streets. 212 00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:23,860 THE SEARCH FOR YOUNG GIRLS CONTINUES 213 00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:03,220 Don't think I'm not attracted to you, 214 00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:06,260 but for now it's out of the question. 215 00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:08,260 Stop talking bollocks, 216 00:24:08,420 --> 00:24:10,980 I've had it with your fucking brotherhood. 217 00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:13,460 Hey listen, the Catholic Brother... 218 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,700 Fuck the Catholic Brotherhood Of Surfers! 219 00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:29,020 We'd like to dedicate this song To our friend, ''Flaco''. 220 00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:32,340 who was found cut up in pieces and his missing girlfriend, 221 00:24:32,579 --> 00:24:33,780 ''Super zombi''! 222 00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:39,660 Shit I don't believe it, ''Flaco''. 223 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,100 I was surfing with him yesterday 224 00:24:56,259 --> 00:24:57,620 I love you Danuta. 225 00:24:57,819 --> 00:24:59,220 I love you too. 226 00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:21,340 Hey you, show us your pass. 227 00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:05,540 TeleTorremolinos regional news. 228 00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:10,660 Just one hour ago a mass murder was committed. 229 00:27:10,819 --> 00:27:14,020 No information has been given as yet, there are only speculations, 230 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,620 but it's clear that a great number 231 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:19,900 of people have died, we don't know how many yet, 232 00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:23,140 the police have not informed us, 233 00:27:23,339 --> 00:27:27,180 let's see if we can get some firsthand information. 234 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:31,020 I was in there, four guys dressed in black burst in, 235 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:33,780 they started smelling me up and down, it was terrible. 236 00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:37,060 I was having a spliff when four guys, I don't get it, 237 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:40,420 I'd had a few and then there was like blood, blood everywhere. 238 00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:44,860 They started sniffing my girlfriend. 239 00:27:45,019 --> 00:27:48,580 And it's a miracle they didn't take her away 240 00:27:49,059 --> 00:27:51,220 and blood pouring out all over the place. 241 00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:53,940 -How many people have died? -I don't know. 242 00:27:54,619 --> 00:27:56,380 There's Danuta. How are you? 243 00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:10,540 You don't know what you're doing here, do you? 244 00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:12,180 Why are you so valuable 245 00:28:12,339 --> 00:28:13,500 to me? 246 00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:16,140 It's not what you have it's what you had. 247 00:28:17,539 --> 00:28:20,100 On 1 August you were virgins 248 00:28:21,059 --> 00:28:23,260 and now you have lost your purity 249 00:28:23,539 --> 00:28:25,100 through your own will 250 00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:27,860 under the first August moon. 251 00:28:28,579 --> 00:28:31,780 This book is the famous necronomicon, 252 00:28:32,619 --> 00:28:34,900 the book that resurrects 253 00:28:35,059 --> 00:28:36,060 the dead. 254 00:28:36,579 --> 00:28:38,020 Let the earth tremble! 255 00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:42,980 Big Giorgio lalente has got bad news for you girls: 256 00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:45,140 14 fatal victims, dozens of casualties 257 00:28:45,299 --> 00:28:47,300 3 teenagers have disappeared, 258 00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:49,060 these are the tragic figures 259 00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:51,860 Torremolinos is in the grips of chaos In less than 72 hours 260 00:28:52,019 --> 00:28:56,140 this blood bath has moved the country and sowed panic in our town. 261 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:59,460 Once again the mayor is giving out no information, 262 00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:05,260 I said, what do the Police make of all this shit? 263 00:29:05,579 --> 00:29:07,420 Well, according to witnesses, 264 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:10,660 we are dealing with a highly dangerous karate squad. 265 00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:15,020 No-one knows where they have come from. 266 00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:17,620 Some say they are cannibals, 267 00:29:17,779 --> 00:29:20,140 others say they are evil spirits. 268 00:29:20,299 --> 00:29:21,660 Have we got photos? 269 00:29:21,819 --> 00:29:24,460 -No, no but... -Any suspects? 270 00:29:25,579 --> 00:29:27,580 No, but may I point out. 271 00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:30,060 Tell me something. I don't know, Rosalie. 272 00:29:30,779 --> 00:29:34,260 -Portfolio... Portfolio. -OK 273 00:29:38,339 --> 00:29:40,020 Who is this idiot? 274 00:29:40,859 --> 00:29:42,140 Chuck Lee, 275 00:29:42,299 --> 00:29:44,340 six times world karate champion, 276 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:47,340 ex-marine, reward seeker, mercenary, 277 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:50,700 just the person we need to put an end 278 00:29:51,059 --> 00:29:52,260 to this situation. 279 00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:54,420 OK, OK. How much is it going to cost us? 280 00:29:57,740 --> 00:29:59,980 He must be a professional at that price. 281 00:30:00,579 --> 00:30:02,340 He is a true professional, 282 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,660 the best! 283 00:30:13,259 --> 00:30:15,700 Here we are at Malaga airport, 284 00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:18,700 waiting anxiously for the arrival of Chuck Lee, 285 00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:21,140 who has been brought in by the town council 286 00:30:21,299 --> 00:30:23,940 to free us of this wave of terror and yes he's arrived, 287 00:30:24,099 --> 00:30:27,140 here is the legendary Chuck Lee. 288 00:30:27,299 --> 00:30:28,660 Chuck, we love you. 289 00:30:28,819 --> 00:30:30,580 Mr. Lee will not be making any comments today. 290 00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:31,740 Chuck save us! 291 00:30:32,259 --> 00:30:35,180 -Chuck we love you! -No, no comments today. 292 00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:42,540 Your worship, 293 00:30:43,339 --> 00:30:44,500 Chuck Lee. 294 00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:48,340 -Who? -Chuck Lee. 295 00:30:57,460 --> 00:30:58,540 Fuck me! 296 00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:00,780 Your worship, Chuck Lee. 297 00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:03,500 -At last someone who's efficient. -Yes. 298 00:31:05,019 --> 00:31:07,180 If the whole police force were like you 299 00:31:07,339 --> 00:31:09,620 Torremolinos wouldn't be having these problems. 300 00:31:09,779 --> 00:31:10,500 Too true. 301 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,340 You've got a job. 302 00:31:42,779 --> 00:31:44,220 Hey wanker! 303 00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:48,300 Drop that! Come on! 304 00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:50,980 Where are going dressed like that? Hand over whatever you've got. 305 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:25,540 Come over here. 306 00:32:25,859 --> 00:32:27,500 Bastard! 307 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:56,020 WILL CHUCK LEE FIND THE DREADED KARATE ZOMBIES? 308 00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:00,220 Got a cigarette? 309 00:33:11,259 --> 00:33:12,340 Jess, 310 00:33:12,539 --> 00:33:13,740 mate. 311 00:33:15,740 --> 00:33:18,180 How're you doing my friend? Got a cigarette? 312 00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:20,180 Give us a drag! 313 00:33:20,619 --> 00:33:24,300 Shit Manolo, you don't change. 314 00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:30,260 You know Jess, 315 00:33:30,420 --> 00:33:33,380 you're the only one that treats me like a human being, 316 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:35,500 and that's why 317 00:33:36,019 --> 00:33:39,460 I'm going to tell you about the legend of Jocantaro. 318 00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:41,900 Yeah that crazy story. 319 00:33:42,059 --> 00:33:44,940 Before men took Over the earth, 320 00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:47,940 there was a race 321 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:51,100 of scary sea warriors, 322 00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:55,300 the same ones that put an end to the dinosaurs. 323 00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:57,180 Woohoo! 324 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,780 Come on, pass it over, you're losing it. 325 00:34:03,539 --> 00:34:05,860 The most frightening of all these creatures 326 00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:08,220 Lived here, in these waters. 327 00:34:08,740 --> 00:34:10,260 I can still remember 328 00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:13,340 what my grandma used to tell me 329 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:17,020 about the terrible monsters. 330 00:34:17,420 --> 00:34:20,460 In their satanic night parties they used to take hundreds 331 00:34:20,619 --> 00:34:22,220 as their victims. 332 00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:25,060 They called it the night 333 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:27,620 of Jocantaro. 334 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:29,180 And the three bears. 335 00:34:30,219 --> 00:34:32,220 Right, Manolo, I'm going to split. 336 00:34:33,460 --> 00:34:34,100 Five hearts. 337 00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:36,900 Well, well... -Five girls... 338 00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:38,620 Jocantaro! 339 00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:39,860 Jocantaro! 340 00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:41,460 Jocantaro! 341 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,820 TeleTorremolinos, regional news. 342 00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:51,740 For all you viewers we have Chuck Lee here tonight, 343 00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:54,220 the person employed by the council 344 00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:56,540 To save us from this evil force. 345 00:34:56,780 --> 00:34:58,260 Can we have a few words? 346 00:34:58,420 --> 00:35:01,340 I came here to kill those bastards, 347 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,460 that's why I here. 348 00:35:03,619 --> 00:35:06,580 Who is Chuck Lee? Where do you come from? 349 00:35:06,739 --> 00:35:09,740 I'm from the United States, that's all that matters. 350 00:35:10,180 --> 00:35:12,900 I'm here to kill those bastards! Get off! 351 00:35:27,980 --> 00:35:32,300 Marina, my dick's as swollen as the veins of a singer's neck. 352 00:35:32,460 --> 00:35:33,900 Oh, my big boy! 353 00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:48,740 What the fuck's that? 354 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,780 Let go of the girl, you bastards! 355 00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:43,180 Parcel for the mayor. 356 00:37:56,979 --> 00:37:58,260 Here you go, boy! 357 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:07,140 -Careful! -it could be a letter bomb. 358 00:38:21,379 --> 00:38:23,340 Don't worry, it's OK. 359 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,220 Probably a present from a secret admirer. 360 00:38:29,659 --> 00:38:30,820 Holy Shit! 361 00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:35,420 Enemies of evil, 362 00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:37,500 you are the scum that craped Oscum, 363 00:38:38,379 --> 00:38:40,260 foolish, contemptible beings, 364 00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:42,660 you will be my servants, the hour 365 00:38:42,819 --> 00:38:46,580 has come, the hour for you to bow down to evil! 366 00:38:49,419 --> 00:38:51,900 Good bye, you contemptible beings. 367 00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:54,620 Right, what have we got? 368 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,700 In my humble opinion Lord Mayor, 369 00:38:56,860 --> 00:38:58,580 this man is completely crazy. 370 00:38:58,740 --> 00:39:00,220 A sharp observation, 371 00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,420 don't you have any more important information? 372 00:39:04,020 --> 00:39:06,980 I have a newspaper clipping that may help us solve the crisis. 373 00:39:11,819 --> 00:39:13,460 Is that all we have? 374 00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:15,700 I don't know if it's the ultimate solution, 375 00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:18,700 but it's clear that this case is beyond human understanding. 376 00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:21,380 As the local crisis consultant, 377 00:39:21,539 --> 00:39:24,500 I suggest we call in an expert on the battle against evil. 378 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:27,540 -What another karate kid? -No, a highly distinguished 379 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:28,780 parapyschologist. 380 00:39:33,699 --> 00:39:36,020 We have problems with hotel cancellations, 381 00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:38,020 the casinos are empty, 382 00:39:38,699 --> 00:39:41,500 not to mention our reputation abroad. 383 00:39:43,379 --> 00:39:46,140 And than there's those girls, 384 00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:48,140 the poor things. 385 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:53,260 I think we should call in this Dr. 386 00:39:53,579 --> 00:39:56,900 to straighten out the mess. 387 00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:02,380 Marisa, 388 00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:04,220 book me in for golf. 389 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,100 Hello. Can I speak to Danuta? 390 00:40:16,699 --> 00:40:17,820 Thanks. 391 00:40:20,019 --> 00:40:21,860 Danuta, my love, how are things? 392 00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:25,940 Look, 393 00:40:26,699 --> 00:40:28,700 are you on about sex again? 394 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:31,340 Calm down, you know what I and the brotherhood think 395 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:33,140 about making love. 396 00:40:34,660 --> 00:40:37,140 Are you threatening me? 397 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:40,140 I can be bad too you know. 398 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,260 Listen, Danuta... 399 00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:44,940 Danuta! 400 00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:52,860 Giorgio lalente your favourite news presenter here for you tonight. 401 00:40:53,019 --> 00:40:56,100 Chuck lee the 6 times karate champion and the man 402 00:40:56,259 --> 00:40:59,260 in which we had laid all our hopes 403 00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:01,420 died today on duty. 404 00:41:01,819 --> 00:41:04,300 Chuck, the people of Torremolinos will never forget you. 405 00:41:04,459 --> 00:41:06,860 Secondly, all those girls that have lost their virginity 406 00:41:07,019 --> 00:41:08,940 are to stay at home until further notice. 407 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,260 I think I've discovered something, 408 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:19,660 maybe it's just a hunch, but... 409 00:41:19,819 --> 00:41:21,340 last night I had a dream. 410 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,940 Suddenly I heard a voice that said: 411 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,460 ''Come to Veronica, come to Veronica''. 412 00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:30,020 Then some scissors came f lying towards me, I was shitting myself! 413 00:41:33,899 --> 00:41:36,580 Then this morning, I found this on the bedside table. 414 00:41:46,899 --> 00:41:48,380 You wont believe it. 415 00:41:48,980 --> 00:41:50,980 We've got to call up Veronica's spirit. 416 00:41:52,620 --> 00:41:55,940 You want to practice black magic, call up evil spirits, 417 00:41:57,019 --> 00:41:59,260 not if front of me you're not you heathen. 418 00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:01,180 Listen, were talking supernatural, 419 00:42:01,339 --> 00:42:04,300 shit you're the one that saw the dead man on the beach. 420 00:42:05,579 --> 00:42:07,700 You're the one that sees weird things. 421 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:11,620 We've got no choice, you've got to help me call her up. 422 00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:13,940 Pick up the scissors, 423 00:42:14,819 --> 00:42:16,460 Pick up the fucking scissors! 424 00:42:31,259 --> 00:42:32,500 Veronica. 425 00:42:32,899 --> 00:42:34,740 Veronica, we are calling your spirit. 426 00:42:44,459 --> 00:42:47,060 Who are you 427 00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:48,740 to disturb my rest? 428 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:50,980 Listen, 429 00:42:51,339 --> 00:42:54,020 you've got to help us woman, I mean Veronica. 430 00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:55,300 Holy virgin! 431 00:42:55,459 --> 00:42:57,140 This is purgatory, 432 00:42:57,459 --> 00:42:59,380 there are no holy virgins, 433 00:43:02,579 --> 00:43:04,660 only souls in penance, Jess. 434 00:43:05,259 --> 00:43:06,860 How does she know my name? 435 00:43:07,019 --> 00:43:09,700 I know who you are and who you are looking for. 436 00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:13,940 What's happpening? 437 00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:16,100 I can't help you, 438 00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:19,100 but I know of a spirit that can, 439 00:43:19,660 --> 00:43:20,660 Miyagi, 440 00:43:20,899 --> 00:43:22,260 come to me! 441 00:43:24,459 --> 00:43:26,820 I am Miyagi's father, Miyagi cannot come, 442 00:43:27,899 --> 00:43:29,420 he has other affairs to see to. 443 00:43:29,579 --> 00:43:31,700 He has left me a message for you, 444 00:43:32,180 --> 00:43:34,580 go tomorrow to the bay of the hangman's tower 445 00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:36,260 to meet his spirit 446 00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:37,820 at noon. 447 00:43:38,139 --> 00:43:39,020 Bring 448 00:43:39,980 --> 00:43:42,940 your brave warrior brothers. 449 00:43:44,419 --> 00:43:45,300 Fuck! 450 00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:55,900 I hope you've brought me here for a good reason, Romerales 451 00:43:56,059 --> 00:43:57,140 Lord mayor, 452 00:43:57,299 --> 00:43:59,940 the parapyschologist is waiting outside. 453 00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:03,100 Get him in here! 454 00:44:08,059 --> 00:44:10,060 Hello, I am Dr. Orloff. 455 00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:13,060 Your colleagues have informed me of the problem 456 00:44:13,539 --> 00:44:14,980 and I have come to solve it 457 00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:19,260 with this revolutionary device, the orlophone. 458 00:44:19,580 --> 00:44:22,020 It's still to undergo some final touches, 459 00:44:22,179 --> 00:44:23,540 but it's bound to work. 460 00:44:24,019 --> 00:44:26,260 This is the last straw! 461 00:44:27,779 --> 00:44:31,420 I was on the 18th hole 3 Under par and going for a birdie 462 00:44:31,580 --> 00:44:33,060 and you bring me this freak, 463 00:44:33,220 --> 00:44:35,580 who hasn't even got his gadget ready, 464 00:44:36,019 --> 00:44:37,860 some professional! 465 00:44:39,779 --> 00:44:42,380 Marisa, I'm going back to the green to calm down a bit. 466 00:44:43,659 --> 00:44:44,820 Stop cretil! 467 00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:48,260 Feel the vibes of the great beyond. 468 00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:49,420 Sing cretil! 469 00:45:09,179 --> 00:45:10,420 Stop! 470 00:45:10,899 --> 00:45:12,820 Look me in the eyes 471 00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:14,940 and you will see the truth! 472 00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:17,380 This is a mystery case that I can solve. 473 00:45:17,539 --> 00:45:19,460 There are evil forces behind all of this. 474 00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:21,940 I charge 50 grand for each mystery solved, 475 00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:24,180 when I say wake up 476 00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:27,060 you will hire me without protest. Wake up! 477 00:45:31,340 --> 00:45:32,380 Romerales, 478 00:45:32,539 --> 00:45:35,100 negotiate what needs to be negotiated, 479 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:38,140 I'm going to take it easy Down the at the club. 480 00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:46,660 OUR HEROES ARE SEIlED BY TERROR 481 00:45:46,820 --> 00:45:49,060 Brother Fernando, it's me. 482 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:51,980 No, no, no you've got to listen to me, 483 00:45:52,139 --> 00:45:54,900 it's all happening in Torremolinos. 484 00:45:55,259 --> 00:45:56,860 I've had a s�ance 485 00:45:57,019 --> 00:45:59,020 with Custo 486 00:45:59,419 --> 00:46:02,660 and the spirit of Miyagi appeared. We've arranged to meet him. 487 00:46:02,820 --> 00:46:04,820 You've got to get them all together, 488 00:46:05,659 --> 00:46:08,900 yeah all of them in the hangman's tower, 489 00:46:09,299 --> 00:46:11,380 brother Seraphim as well. 490 00:46:11,659 --> 00:46:13,540 OK. OK. 491 00:46:51,139 --> 00:46:53,340 Hey Jess, brother! What's up? 492 00:46:54,299 --> 00:46:55,820 What's the mystery? 493 00:46:56,419 --> 00:47:00,740 There's some dodgey business going on. 494 00:47:01,139 --> 00:47:04,380 -We've got problems in Torremolinos. -What sort of problems? 495 00:47:04,779 --> 00:47:06,860 Girls disappearing. 496 00:47:07,299 --> 00:47:08,620 People dying. 497 00:47:09,340 --> 00:47:13,100 I think our brotherhood should tackle this problem face on. 498 00:47:13,299 --> 00:47:15,020 Jess, mate, I think you're right, 499 00:47:15,179 --> 00:47:17,300 there's something evil in all this. 500 00:47:17,539 --> 00:47:19,220 And our duty as Catholics 501 00:47:19,379 --> 00:47:23,100 is to try and prevent Evil from setting up his kingdom on earth. 502 00:47:24,820 --> 00:47:27,340 Brother Jess, this is a delicate matter. 503 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:30,500 -I think we should consult the Bishops. -There's no time! 504 00:47:31,019 --> 00:47:32,580 You've got to trust me, 505 00:47:32,740 --> 00:47:34,540 we must wait for Miyagi to get here. 506 00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:35,940 This is the apostalate. 507 00:47:36,100 --> 00:47:37,500 This is the brotherhood. 508 00:47:37,659 --> 00:47:39,420 Long live the apostalate! 509 00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:43,660 Oh, ignorant creatures, 510 00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:45,140 listen to me. 511 00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:46,540 I am 512 00:47:47,419 --> 00:47:48,540 the most 513 00:47:49,259 --> 00:47:52,420 visionary spirit 514 00:47:52,580 --> 00:47:54,420 of all times. 515 00:47:55,019 --> 00:47:56,660 Listen to Miyagi. 516 00:47:57,100 --> 00:47:59,540 I will show you in 24 hours 517 00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:02,220 all the secrets of karate. 518 00:48:03,220 --> 00:48:04,460 You must be 519 00:48:05,179 --> 00:48:07,020 pure of heart 520 00:48:07,340 --> 00:48:09,660 and lift up your eyes. 521 00:48:11,059 --> 00:48:12,140 Lift them up. 522 00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:15,620 Oh, master Miyagi, what should we do? Time is running out. 523 00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:18,020 We will start 524 00:48:18,539 --> 00:48:21,380 with the garza position. 525 00:48:26,259 --> 00:48:29,700 All the other positions 526 00:48:29,860 --> 00:48:33,020 of this wonderful art-form stem from this one. 527 00:49:55,259 --> 00:49:57,060 We're running out of time, 528 00:49:58,419 --> 00:50:00,260 I said we're running out of time! 529 00:50:00,419 --> 00:50:01,940 You have no worries, 530 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:04,140 you just eat, drink, smoke. 531 00:50:05,179 --> 00:50:08,020 I need to complete the ritual, you bunch of morons. 532 00:50:08,419 --> 00:50:09,780 Leave that alone. 533 00:50:11,059 --> 00:50:13,420 I need to complete the ritual. 534 00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:15,260 I need another girl, 535 00:50:15,419 --> 00:50:17,540 go a find newly screwed virgins. 536 00:50:17,899 --> 00:50:22,180 Go, go. The world will be mine! 537 00:50:23,419 --> 00:50:26,220 DANUTA WAKES UP WITH A CRAVING FOR SEX 538 00:51:48,460 --> 00:51:50,580 Puri, I'll have a double whisky 539 00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:52,700 and something for the girl 540 00:51:53,460 --> 00:51:54,780 Another double whisky. 541 00:51:55,299 --> 00:51:56,940 You're gorgeous you are. 542 00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:14,860 Help me! 543 00:54:34,180 --> 00:54:36,780 No, don't take me away! 544 00:54:37,059 --> 00:54:39,580 Help! Let me go! 545 00:54:55,980 --> 00:54:56,740 Let me go! 546 00:54:57,660 --> 00:54:59,620 This is where evil lies, 547 00:55:00,259 --> 00:55:02,220 I must go and sort this out. 548 00:55:17,220 --> 00:55:19,060 THE DAY OF Jocantaro 549 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:09,420 Your tecahing is complete. 550 00:56:11,099 --> 00:56:12,580 Listen to me, 551 00:56:12,980 --> 00:56:14,860 fighters of the good. 552 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:16,580 Disciples 553 00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:20,740 of Miyagi. Disciples of Miyagi! 554 00:56:21,380 --> 00:56:23,180 Honorable warriors, 555 00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:25,820 I have used up 556 00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:28,980 A great amount of energy 557 00:56:29,660 --> 00:56:31,140 on your training. 558 00:56:32,980 --> 00:56:37,340 I feel my time in this world Is coming to an end. 559 00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:40,980 When it is over 560 00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:43,220 I will not be able to guide you 561 00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:46,260 for another three centuries. 562 00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:48,700 Master Miyagi, 563 00:56:49,180 --> 00:56:52,140 you have opened up our minds and bodies 564 00:56:52,460 --> 00:56:54,700 you have prepared us to face danger. 565 00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:57,860 -How can we repay you? -By paying me. 566 00:56:58,819 --> 00:57:00,580 Oh master, we are all ears, 567 00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:03,100 but you know we have no money. 568 00:57:03,259 --> 00:57:04,580 Dear friends 569 00:57:04,779 --> 00:57:06,180 and disciples, 570 00:57:07,019 --> 00:57:10,100 I do not need money, 571 00:57:10,660 --> 00:57:12,180 in my world money has no value. 572 00:57:13,019 --> 00:57:13,860 I need 573 00:57:14,740 --> 00:57:16,860 A stimulant of the mind, 574 00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:19,780 the elixir of eternal joy. 575 00:57:20,819 --> 00:57:22,900 What the noble world 576 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:24,780 calls hachis! 577 00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:27,860 Joints, I need joints! 578 00:57:32,339 --> 00:57:35,580 I need joints because eternity Is so fucking boring. 579 00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:42,500 More, give me more! 580 00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:44,700 I want more, I know you've got more. 581 00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:48,180 We haven't got any left. We gave you all we had. 582 00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:52,380 Be generous with your master or the curse of the four smells 583 00:57:52,539 --> 00:57:55,380 will fall upon you. las! Wipe them out. 584 00:57:55,660 --> 00:57:57,700 No master, you're making A mistake. 585 00:58:02,339 --> 00:58:04,340 Jess, what's the matter? 586 00:58:04,740 --> 00:58:05,940 What's wrong? 587 00:58:07,059 --> 00:58:08,740 Shit! What's happening? 588 00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:11,460 Fuck! -It itches like crazy. 589 00:58:12,140 --> 00:58:14,540 Fucking hell, it's like that rattlesnake disease, 590 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,620 The deadly rattlesnake disease. 591 00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:20,420 which gets into your system and turns you inside out. 592 00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:23,460 You go completely paranoid. 593 00:58:24,380 --> 00:58:25,700 How long does it last? 594 00:58:25,859 --> 00:58:29,300 They say is defies death and that you can't take enough precautions. 595 00:58:29,579 --> 00:58:32,620 Keeping clean and screwing like monkeys seems to keep it away. 596 00:58:33,059 --> 00:58:35,420 -Come on help me! -My girlfriend. 597 00:58:35,579 --> 00:58:38,180 Take me to my girlfriend. She can help me. 598 00:58:38,740 --> 00:58:41,740 Brother Jess you can't break your vow of chastity 599 00:58:52,859 --> 00:58:56,660 Our day has come, the day the world is set free. 600 00:58:57,180 --> 00:58:59,420 They will no longer eat turtles. 601 00:58:59,579 --> 00:59:00,980 Oh, yeah, 602 00:59:02,859 --> 00:59:04,460 I've always loved films, 603 00:59:04,619 --> 00:59:07,700 especially to remember classic moments like these. 604 00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:22,060 Let's see, 605 00:59:22,579 --> 00:59:24,540 you've got 3 hours left. 606 00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:26,540 Of course you won't see anything, 607 00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:29,340 but don't worry, you'll be dead soon. 608 00:59:32,420 --> 00:59:35,020 Brother, even though your life is in danger, 609 00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:37,180 that's no reason to break your vow. 610 00:59:37,339 --> 00:59:39,580 Do not give in to the urges of the flesh. 611 00:59:41,059 --> 00:59:42,660 Trust in God's will. 612 00:59:43,220 --> 00:59:45,820 Have faith, that's a nice thing to say to someone 613 00:59:45,980 --> 00:59:48,260 who's fIesh is rotting with this disease 614 00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:51,100 and just because a Chinese bastard flicked a bogey at me 615 00:59:51,259 --> 00:59:53,180 and now I can only save myself by having sex. 616 00:59:53,339 --> 00:59:54,540 Fuck him! 617 00:59:57,940 --> 00:59:59,460 Goodness! What's happening? 618 00:59:59,740 --> 01:00:02,140 -Shit it's a martian! -A creature of God, 619 01:00:02,299 --> 01:00:04,380 I've run over a creature of God! 620 01:00:04,619 --> 01:00:06,980 That's a martian not a creature of God. 621 01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:09,620 You're out of your fucking minds. 622 01:00:10,539 --> 01:00:14,180 I don't give a shit about this. I want to see my girlfriend! 623 01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:18,140 I'm dying and you want to go and bury a martian. 624 01:00:18,819 --> 01:00:20,300 Give me a hand. 625 01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:23,660 He's a heavy bugger. 626 01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:27,980 TERROR IN TORREMOLINOS 627 01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:32,100 MEANWHILE AT DANUTA'S HOUSE 628 01:00:32,299 --> 01:00:35,940 Oh my God! What's happened to you? 629 01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:38,540 Who could have done this to you? 630 01:00:45,579 --> 01:00:47,380 This is another case 631 01:00:49,099 --> 01:00:51,900 of hooliganism against the beautiful town of Torremolinos. 632 01:00:52,539 --> 01:00:54,660 Another young girl from Torremolinos 633 01:00:55,259 --> 01:00:56,940 has been kidnapped 634 01:00:58,339 --> 01:01:00,900 and we can only blame drugs 635 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:03,340 and the central government. 636 01:01:06,740 --> 01:01:07,820 But I... 637 01:01:08,819 --> 01:01:11,780 have found a solution and the solution is... 638 01:01:12,579 --> 01:01:14,260 Dr. Orloff, 639 01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:17,900 who will ensure crime is eradicated from this town. 640 01:01:18,859 --> 01:01:20,180 Dear people of Torremolinos, 641 01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:24,500 I am Dr. Orloff, an expert on the unknown, 642 01:01:25,019 --> 01:01:26,940 I have come to solve this case, 643 01:01:27,299 --> 01:01:30,580 this series of kidnappings that has Torremolinos gripped with terror. 644 01:01:31,940 --> 01:01:35,340 Our young Danuta Allgiven 645 01:01:36,099 --> 01:01:37,380 is the product 646 01:01:38,099 --> 01:01:40,780 of the megalomaniac ploys of a malicious doctor. 647 01:01:41,420 --> 01:01:44,540 I have come here to find solutions and thanks to this device... 648 01:01:46,380 --> 01:01:47,380 Don't be alarmed! 649 01:01:47,740 --> 01:01:50,420 It is the Orlophone, a device especially designed 650 01:01:50,579 --> 01:01:52,180 to ward off evil. 651 01:01:52,579 --> 01:01:56,020 I will save us from danger 652 01:01:56,259 --> 01:01:58,340 and desolation. 653 01:01:58,740 --> 01:02:01,060 Lord Mayor, I have no further comments. 654 01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:02,500 Thank you! 655 01:02:11,980 --> 01:02:13,780 Mr. Orloff! Mr. Orloff! 656 01:02:14,579 --> 01:02:17,340 -Dr. Orloff. -Danuta Allgiven is my girlfriend 657 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:20,900 -and I desperately need to find her. -So you are the boyfriend. 658 01:02:21,380 --> 01:02:24,940 I imagined her boyfriend was the body we found in the bathroom. 659 01:02:25,220 --> 01:02:27,380 -The bathroom? -She was kidnapped. 660 01:02:28,579 --> 01:02:30,180 But that's impossible. 661 01:02:31,619 --> 01:02:34,340 My friend, I have something to tell you, sit down. 662 01:02:55,220 --> 01:02:56,660 But what are you bastards doing? 663 01:02:56,819 --> 01:02:59,300 Leave the girls alone. 664 01:02:59,779 --> 01:03:02,420 You can have sex with them when they're dead. 665 01:03:10,180 --> 01:03:13,180 Come to me, god of darkness. 666 01:03:15,099 --> 01:03:16,980 Oh, Jocantaro, 667 01:03:17,740 --> 01:03:21,740 I offer you these girls as a sacrifice. 668 01:03:23,619 --> 01:03:27,140 Five teenage virgins buried you in the sea. 669 01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:30,580 Five teenage sluts will free you. 670 01:03:31,259 --> 01:03:32,820 Oh, Jocantaro, 671 01:03:33,099 --> 01:03:34,780 come out from the depths! 672 01:03:37,019 --> 01:03:40,220 Awake, Jocantaro! Your servant calls you forth! 673 01:03:41,579 --> 01:03:42,940 Start digging! 674 01:03:43,180 --> 01:03:46,140 Jocantaro, dig! 675 01:03:49,140 --> 01:03:51,860 Torremolinos is to be the junction 676 01:03:52,259 --> 01:03:55,180 between the Greenwich and Bucet meridians. 677 01:03:55,859 --> 01:03:58,900 Like the bermuda triangle 678 01:03:59,059 --> 01:04:01,180 it can lead us to the source of evil. 679 01:04:01,339 --> 01:04:03,860 The creature we are looking for has made his home there 680 01:04:04,259 --> 01:04:06,700 Dr. Malice, a mysterious, 681 01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:09,820 evil being from Argentina has made his home there. 682 01:04:10,619 --> 01:04:13,260 The world depends on us. 683 01:04:13,420 --> 01:04:16,380 Dear friends, I know that the mission you are about to embark 684 01:04:16,539 --> 01:04:20,540 on scares you to death, but we are to go into battle! 685 01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:27,300 Someone's gone and farted. It stinks in here. 686 01:04:27,460 --> 01:04:29,140 Hey, no messing around. 687 01:04:29,299 --> 01:04:31,700 Fucking hell, this is serious business, 688 01:04:31,859 --> 01:04:34,300 no more farting. Come on, get going! 689 01:04:34,779 --> 01:04:35,860 Step on it! 690 01:04:42,380 --> 01:04:46,300 If we turn right, I think the Dr. is on the right. 691 01:04:46,460 --> 01:04:48,820 Please brother Fernando turn right. 692 01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:53,740 Ocatarum 693 01:04:54,380 --> 01:04:56,100 Jocantaro! 694 01:06:38,980 --> 01:06:39,580 Die, sinner. 695 01:06:45,180 --> 01:06:47,020 When the enemy closes in 696 01:06:47,180 --> 01:06:48,340 to finish you off, 697 01:06:49,299 --> 01:06:52,500 he will lower his guard then you are to throw yourself at him 698 01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:54,420 and finish him off. 699 01:08:09,859 --> 01:08:11,900 Hey chicks, are you on your own? 700 01:08:12,140 --> 01:08:13,420 Piss off, Slime! 701 01:08:13,579 --> 01:08:17,380 Come and have a drink with me, my flat's just near here... 702 01:08:58,539 --> 01:09:00,820 The redneck, that's the evil one, let's go! 703 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:10,540 I didn't think you'd be wrapped up in this mystery. 704 01:09:10,819 --> 01:09:13,340 We meet again, my dear disciple. 705 01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:15,860 I am not your disciple, 706 01:09:16,579 --> 01:09:18,380 I've come to finish you off. 707 01:09:20,419 --> 01:09:22,420 Let's see who gets the last laugh. 708 01:09:22,980 --> 01:09:24,580 What have you done to her? 709 01:09:24,740 --> 01:09:26,340 Danuta is already dead. 710 01:09:27,179 --> 01:09:28,700 Son of a bitch! 711 01:09:30,060 --> 01:09:31,140 Danuta! 712 01:09:32,060 --> 01:09:34,580 I will kill you just as I killed your karate kids. 713 01:09:34,820 --> 01:09:37,820 I pity you, you little cretin, if anyone goes to hell it will be you. 714 01:09:42,460 --> 01:09:43,980 My God! Cover your ears, 715 01:09:44,140 --> 01:09:45,740 it may be lethal. 716 01:09:50,460 --> 01:09:53,140 Torremolinos is under the curse of Jocantaro. 717 01:09:53,740 --> 01:09:57,940 Giorgio lalente, your faithful guardian advises you 718 01:09:58,179 --> 01:10:01,060 to stay at home and cIose the doors and windows. 719 01:10:01,219 --> 01:10:03,340 A state of emergency has been declared. 720 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,460 Jocantaro, a legendary monster 721 01:10:05,619 --> 01:10:07,060 has arisen From the sea. 722 01:10:07,219 --> 01:10:09,820 He attacks and kills all that gets in his way, 723 01:10:09,979 --> 01:10:11,420 Jocantaro is unstoppable. 724 01:10:11,579 --> 01:10:13,860 The mayor and his entourage have fIed 725 01:10:14,020 --> 01:10:15,380 FIee or hide. 726 01:10:17,460 --> 01:10:20,380 THE WAR OF THE WHISTLES CONTINUES 727 01:10:21,179 --> 01:10:23,860 Do you think it will be easy to kill us? 728 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:29,860 Submit to the power of Dr. Orloff's mind. 729 01:10:46,859 --> 01:10:47,940 You idiots! 730 01:10:48,379 --> 01:10:50,300 That is the necronomipi, 731 01:10:50,459 --> 01:10:53,060 the sound that raises the dead. 732 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:55,460 Let the earth, tremble! 733 01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:01,460 Jess, 734 01:11:01,739 --> 01:11:04,700 kill him or we're damned. 735 01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:06,460 He was a good man 736 01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:08,460 and you killed him. You scum! 737 01:11:17,379 --> 01:11:19,620 Wait a moment, 738 01:11:20,579 --> 01:11:23,300 even the mighty tiger must stop 739 01:11:23,659 --> 01:11:25,580 a moment to catch his breath, 740 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:27,380 this is when you must attack. 741 01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:36,780 That hurts doesn't it, you dirty worm, 742 01:11:37,379 --> 01:11:39,940 now you must make my girlfriend have sex with me. 743 01:11:40,139 --> 01:11:42,900 These young people, they get crazier every day. 744 01:11:43,539 --> 01:11:45,300 Come on, untie her. 745 01:11:49,419 --> 01:11:52,340 Tell her to get down on all fours! 746 01:11:52,659 --> 01:11:54,780 Come fornicate with this man. 747 01:11:57,860 --> 01:11:59,140 Come on, hurry up. 748 01:12:07,419 --> 01:12:10,060 I imagined the first time would be more romantic. 749 01:12:19,659 --> 01:12:20,580 Keep going! 750 01:12:22,819 --> 01:12:25,940 You're getting your flashbacks again, I know you are. 751 01:12:49,539 --> 01:12:52,380 They have arrived! Theyre here, theyre here! 752 01:13:17,740 --> 01:13:20,180 Excuse us for interrupting the credits 753 01:13:20,340 --> 01:13:21,300 but... 754 01:13:21,539 --> 01:13:23,500 the dead are rising from their graves 755 01:13:23,659 --> 01:13:26,380 and are heading to the houses of their nearest and dearest. 756 01:13:50,060 --> 01:13:53,620 Srange martians have been seen on the outskirts of Torremolinos. 757 01:13:53,779 --> 01:13:55,740 They are walking along the roadsides aimlessly. 758 01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:20,380 Joc�ntaro on his devastating onslaught, 759 01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:23,820 has found the Martians and an all out battle has begun. 760 01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:27,540 My God! So much terror in this little town! 761 01:14:27,699 --> 01:14:29,140 Could this be the end of the world? 762 01:14:42,819 --> 01:14:44,900 Jocantaro, my son, 763 01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:47,260 I have been waiting for this moment for so long... 764 01:15:08,819 --> 01:15:10,740 My God, how awful! 765 01:15:11,220 --> 01:15:13,300 What an awful, awful thing to happen, My God! 766 01:15:13,459 --> 01:15:15,460 She was all I had in this world. 767 01:17:09,540 --> 01:17:11,100 Subtitles: LASERFILM